while petting his cotton swab...

 

after taking a shower during

 

a tropical storm named jean...

 

claud van damn j.r aka

 

the bitch made mix master

 

and while he ate his

 

poptart he burnt his tongue

 

so he cant eat chicken

 

and be emo in afghanistan...

 

cus he enjoys chicken in

 

beer, he grew tired of

 

roast beef in a bun

 

so he went to

 

James Fanna's House and then

 

smoked a pipe until bob

 

cam out wit a big blunt! (not of the 5 words... o yeh!)

 

and smoked twelve bowls when

 

a giant purple dot came....

 

up and raped him in...