I was in my math class just fuckin dazed and my teachers asks me a question thinking that shes gonna get me for not knowing the answer. i look at her and say " Are you hitting on me?" she starts stuttterin and shit, funniest class ever.
my grandma was staying at my house for a couple days while her house was being fumigated.. i didnt know she was at my house the first day and i thought the house was empty so after school i brought my girlfriend home and we went straight to my bedroom. i start fucking her and my grandma walks in to tell me to keep it down
four of us were sitting on a bed watching a movie 2 guys, 2 girls. Some people just don't have any decency. I don't care if you think you're sneaking I know when some one is giving a hand job when they're RIGHT NEXT TO ME. Fucking-assholes.
ida started rubbin on the other girl. like... if she saw it too she was probably way turned on and was trying to do the same. holllllllllla
Well a week later I started dating her friend, if thats a consolation. But then that backfired when I found out that after a month or two of dating she cheated on me with her ex four times. And it waasn't like it was the heat of the moment or some bullshit, he lived two and a half hours away and lied to me about it to my face. So I yelled at her, got the closest to hitting a woman than I ever had before and broke it off... the day or two before Valentine's Day. She still gave me my gift, a mailbox full of Reese's, and I sure as hell gave her jack shit. Since then I haven't really been that too out going with girls because deep down they're all rotten vampires with vaginas. But as a consulation she has cheated on the last 5-6 guys she has dated.
Once again Wovey will say this, you walked into it yourself bruh...shes shallow enough too get her clit tickled with two other people on a bed...then shes shallow enough too get it pumped when shes with you
Walking on the beach tonight I passed by some tent and I didn't hear anything so I peeked in, a couple having sex. I was like uhhhhhhh sorry and ran off.