if you walk in on your naked roommate, why would your natural instinct be to look at his penis. i concur.. flamer. my homeboys brother was saying that being in jail made him feel better about the size of his cock. epic gay of mass proportions brotherin
it wasnt his dick that was the problem, it was the massive forest of pubes that made me want to puke/ sorry i didnt elaborate you fucking assholes
ahahahahahahahahahahaha im baked im doin the choo choo thing lmao on new years i was hooking up with this girl at a party and we both drank so we went up stairs did our buisness then went down. so the night continued and she needed a place to sleep so i said u can crash here.... so i turn on the tv in my room and were booth under the blankets watching tv not doin any thing...this goes on for n hour or so and i start getn horny so i start feeling her up...then as i was fingering her she was moving alot so i was like oooo shes into it....then she just stopped moving so i came out from under the blankets to find her staring at me...aparently she was sleeping..
shut up you dyslexic fuck, its "sounds to me like" not "sounds like to me" just because your dad touched you doesnt mean you have to take it out on bombing science members by coming up with a quick one liner for every post you read
so heres another awkward siteeation of mine.it happened today.i was walking around just for the fuck of it drinking a big ass 2 liter orange soda and like a dumbass i waited to late to want to take a piss becuase at this point everything is closed or closing...so i decide i would go behind this chinese resturant and piss.so i go back there.making sure no one was their watching or nothing and im standing in back of the joint pissing in front of the door and its feeling good.so good infact that i didnt realise that the door to the resturant just opened.next thing i know i look up and im pissin on some poor guys shoes.he didnt say a word but i could tell he was fucking pissed and was gonna do something.all i could do was laugh.then i dipped out and ran down the alley with my pants down and my dick hanging out.i wasnt gonna stick around long enough for him to do something. on a seperate occasion(seeing as i was on the subject of asian cuisine and awkward moments)at this korean resturant.i was sittin out back on the radiator just chillin and then this guy comes up to me who worked for the place.and he comes up and asks me "hey kid have you seen three dogs running around?".you can guess why i was concerned about this comment.i said nope and now refuse to go there.even tho their food is the bomb.
I was talking with my friend ryan on his cell and telling him how i banged that chick i set him up with and she has her twat pierced and likes it anal. And the best thing is her tounge stud and that she could win a gold medal for suckin dick. Well turns out he was on speaker phone and she was there. The girl is also my Lab Partner in CHemistry which is the class i had in 10 min after i made the call...
True story: My girl (at the time) went on Bombing Science and looked up my name and snuffed out my posts and broke up with me over posts in the hot girls thread. We never got back together after that, awkward for the rest of life.
thats my job.... but it dose sound like you examend it for a while shit no one hates you for being curiouse if u like dick go for it
laying down on my girlie's floor in front of her bedroom door, dad walks in, i cover up with the blanket while i'm trying to block him from getting in right away, hear the clink of my belt as my pants fall to the floor. "get the fuck out" "yes sir"
this isnt akward for me but..... theres this fat kid in my first class in school n he jus rips ass n really like just doesnt give a fuck the teacher jus kicks him out of class i thinks it hilarious but the kid never says a word he jus sits there n farts......
added this chick on myspace one night through that stupid "people you may know" thing coz she was friends with some of my close friends and i've never met her or heard of her. anyways the next day i'm at my friends doin some art collaboration with him and this bitch that has a problem with me for pretty much no reason comes over with her friend. her friend happened to be that chick i added and i didnt recognize her at all haha so i didnt really talk to her coz i was pissed off at the other bitch for just being in the same room with me. eventually i introduced myself to her and then i was like "ohhhh yeahhhhhhh i think i added you last night" hahaha. the whole situation was just kinda awkward
lol, yeah, that would be pretty awkward. that bitch was stupid for approaching you, especially with a friend. i would have acted like it was nothing. like "bitch, i've never seen you in my life".