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Good Excuses To Give To Cops Why Your Out At 2am

Discussion in 'Tools and tips' started by onek, Feb 27, 2006.

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  1. Atomik

    Atomik Senior Member

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    yesterday at 2 am some chick cop stoped and said if i need a ride so i hoped on and she took me home ha didnt feel like walking back home so i said sure she asked whats in the bag i just said its my xbox 360 we were having a halo 3 party. I asked her if she plays it. droppe me off and said good night. they dont give a fuck here i rep that 831
  2. Ginasa

    Ginasa Member

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    where i live, all the cops are sleeping at 2 in the morning...
  3. pingouin

    pingouin Member

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    i just pretend i can't speak english.
  4. ptownbomber

    ptownbomber Senior Member

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  5. Olick

    Olick Elite Member

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    "i have aids"

    oh im sorry please go ahead
  6. anti-anti-crime

    anti-anti-crime Elite Member

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    or cancer. people think cancer is worse now a days... accourding to south park
  7. EGO31

    EGO31 Elite Member

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    Just say you're going to your mates place. They'll fuck right off. I live near a sketchy area with cops out all night they never even stop me anyway. The cop's in the U.S must be well gnarly.
  8. RezOner..

    RezOner.. Banned

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    say i got hungry, or that i was at a party and they were smoking weed or something, so i went home. thank god i look twelve.
  9. innerbleeding

    innerbleeding Senior Member

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    dont be a dick. say ur goin for a walk. since when is that illegal?
    oh wait you have curfew in america haha
  10. RezOner..

    RezOner.. Banned

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    yeah my cities proposed a curfew. its a violation of human rights though, just to inform everyone further.
  11. Steezer

    Steezer Member

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    if its warm enough i dress in sweats and running shoes keep my paint in small camel back and if a cop stops me i tell them im training for football ..which is believable because im a big guy n actualy do play football ha
  12. S O L E.

    S O L E. Member

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    just say i was at a party and it got boring so i decided to take a walk. or something like that
    or im going to go sleep over at my friends house if you have a bookbag, btw cops in Maryland suck!
  13. UrbanPaintWhore

    UrbanPaintWhore New Member

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    were i live in nsw australia and a cop car drives past u at 2 in the morning they most likely will pull up and ask sum questions and will ask u wants in your bag but they wont thnk u have tins they will be expecting alcahol but this only goes for kids like under 18 otherwise your sweet.
  14. boomboombox

    boomboombox Member

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    say "im lookin for a good time!"

    or if you wanna be serious say that your going to a friends//coming from a friends.
  15. RetroLikeWhoa13

    RetroLikeWhoa13 Elite Member

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    i have severe OCD and in order to sleep at night i have to count all of the breaks in the side walk and make sure they are all there.
  16. polngi2

    polngi2 Member

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    Im only fourteen, so I usually just say that my friend kicked me out of his house and I was walking home. or even some bullshit like Im really hungry and I want a 7/11 hot dog and toquitoes hahaha the last one worked for me lol
  17. GraffitiEast2008

    GraffitiEast2008 Senior Member

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    i just bombed bro and i feel like walkin home aright
  18. MessTonic

    MessTonic Senior Member

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  19. FunkyEr

    FunkyEr Member

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    I always just go, "Why are you out???", we have a good laugh....then he shows me pictures of his wife.
  20. raidsquadfilmz

    raidsquadfilmz Member

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    what worked with cops + parents..

    me and my gf just broke up and i needed to take a walk to clear my head
    and act like sad or frustrated

    you got no idea how well that works in my area

    theyre like

    cops:excuse me
    cops:can we have a word with you
    me:i guess.. (shoulda been like pshh eat a dick)
    cops:do you mind if we search your bag..
    cops:why ? do you have something to hide?
    me:no ive just got alot of shit going on in my life right now
    cops:eek:h (goes quiet) whats in the bag then.
    cops:clothes for what
    me:clothes for me to wear
    cops:eek:h (goes quiet again) so what are you doing at this time of night..
    me:i just told you i have shit going on in my life i dont wanna talk about it, i needed a walk to clear my head
    cops:eek:kay... well start heading home or if you want we can drive you.
    *drives off*

    this whole time ' FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ' was running through my head

    just gotta keep cool, even if you know theres no hope, you can still maybe make it less serious if your clam

    not like
    cops:what are you doing out?
    you:nothing......... why ?

    a good plan aswell,
    cops ask what your doin, whip out a sawnoff and blow the fuckers head off, then theyl be like lols hes dead *poke*