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Good Excuses To Give To Cops Why Your Out At 2am

Discussion in 'Tools and tips' started by onek, Feb 27, 2006.

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  1. .fetus.

    .fetus. Member

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    Shiiiittttt I was walking home 2 nights ago, got stopped by a cop right near my house, told me to get in the car, he made me give him my name, he saw my record which is 3 previous mischief over 5000$ (cause: graffiti), searched me and my bag, found 6 cans of half used montanna. He took the paint and 6 molotow markers and said if he wasn't so nice he could charge me right now with another mischief over 5k because of my record, and because apparently I was seen leaving somewhere which was recently painted.. So whoever tells you cops cant do shit to you, they're stupid.
  2. raidsquadfilmz

    raidsquadfilmz Member

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    everyone reakons that you cant get busted unless they see you graffin, thats a load of shit. if they have enough evidence, they can use it against you, and the chances are they will.

    if you do get caught, play it cool, act like you have nothing to hide.
  3. GTV

    GTV Member

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    i got a headache and im going to the 24/7 drug store for some advil
  4. YourSistersMooseKnuckle

    YourSistersMooseKnuckle Senior Member

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  5. luster

    luster Senior Member

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    im walkin my dog
    cops:were is it?
    me:it got hit by a car and is in pieces
    cop:wats in the bag?
    me:the pieces of my dog
    cop:(looks at the other cop and says) give me the bag

    so i gave him my bag because i actuly didnt have any paint left and all that was in the bag was a hoodie :)
    they thought i was on drugs but let me go

    tru story..
  6. ESKiMO2

    ESKiMO2 Elite Member

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    Luster, were you just trying to fuck around with the cops? Why would you lie if you didn't have any paint?
  7. luster

    luster Senior Member

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    thats excactly wat i was doin i had nothin better to do all out of paint on my way home :)
  8. sirbrwn7

    sirbrwn7 Member

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    Dnt Say Nothing Run In Da Opposite Direction Of The Car Is Facing Or The Cops Facing But BE Sure U Can Get Away....if U Cant Act Retarded Or Sumthan Wen They Ask U A Question....sum Times It Wok Nd Sum Times It Dnt.....
    Last edited: May 20, 2008
  9. ~Star~

    ~Star~ Senior Member

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    just say your friend kicked you out when you were sleeping over for being annoying and eating his food, in the bag is clothes and your on your way home
  10. Coda01

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    Pends on what the time is but usually I say walking to the bus terminal to get to work cause I start at 5am. But if its a weekend I act abit tipsy and just say im walking home from the pub. Or that im walkin somewhere to get picked up.

    But only happen twice so I dunno.
    Been pulled over once witha backseat full of spray paint when he asked what they were for I said to make my life colourful he laughed and said fuck off and don't paint my shit haha. Was funny how care free the cop was.
  11. WoeInfinite

    WoeInfinite Elite Member

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    that shit made me laugh for like 10 minutes.
  12. SEE (NY)

    SEE (NY) Member

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    dont get caught. if you aren doing anything wrong at all, and just wlaking and there is no curfue, you can say please do not tlak to me, and keep walking. its rights
  13. hammer_time

    hammer_time Banned

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    WORD up

    @mean mustard i just saw your sig, i wish i would have seen it earlier, i spent like 2 pages argueing with simple zen before i realized he was like 13 and completely retarded even for his age
  14. ReppingSkimMilk

    ReppingSkimMilk Member

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    in my town.
    Pigs don't give a shit if your walking out at 2 am with a fucking human arm hanging out of your backpack.
  15. simple zen

    simple zen Elite Member

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    i wish i was from where you're from. in my town if you're out at 2 on the streets people yell shit when they go by you due to their passive aggressive ways... talk mad shit and drive off like cowards. and if a pig sees you he'll stop you right off rip. god damn i miss new york.
  16. simple zen

    simple zen Elite Member

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    and you all never even think of how cops ask what and where and why even at the most routine times... even if they don't want to get out they'll dispatch radio. like hey, where y'all goin'..home, where you comin' from... uhhh...uhh....

  17. GIzUrD

    GIzUrD Senior Member

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    one night i was coming home from work at like... 11pm?
    im drunk, and high driving the wrong way down a 1 way street.
    i see flashing lights so i turn into a parking lot.
    theres now like 3 cop cars blocking the exit.
    they ask all the obvious questions and let me go.... sounds pretty ordinary right?
    5 minutes later i realize i didnt have a seatbelt on, i had a bowl and a nug sack on the passenger seat, an open duffle bag full of pain in the back seat, and the passenger side mirror was broken off....
  18. anti-anti-crime

    anti-anti-crime Elite Member

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    your bullshiting.
    cops would of arrested u in a fucking second cause they always look in the car while there talking to u.
    and if u were high and drunk u would of been freaking out about the whole thing and they would no ur on something.
  19. GIzUrD

    GIzUrD Senior Member

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    no bullshit... it was probably the luckiest day of my life!
  20. GaZm13

    GaZm13 Elite Member

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    Mustard, your page takes up too much damn space. It only takes like 5 posts to fill a whole page. No beef, just sayin'.