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Discussion in 'Tools and tips' started by onek, Feb 27, 2006.
go chew on a god damn urinal cake.
well out here in the hood of flatbush, brooklyn i once told a officer (over-seeer)
when he saw me with me travel kit at 3:30 am, and accused me of in process of vandalizing property i just kept saying "no habla englishe" lol "por que?????" "el mia nada" i plead the fifth officerer .
"Officer my dog is sick. I was staying the night at a friends house but my mom called me to tell me that he is at the vet now. He has HGE and apparently he has been having bloody diahreha and puking all over the place. I'm sorry officer I really need to get going."
WHY DONT U JUST TELL THE COPS THE TRUTH...COPS ARE OUR FRIENDS MAN,NOT OUR ENEMIES. you guys make me sick
Says the kid with the "I FUCKS WITH THE POLICE!!!!" signiture....
tell em your nocturnal
and your goin on a walk
oh the backpack
since theres no restaurants or stores open
just say your dog got out and then say you just saw him a minu... THERE HE IS! point and run as you dash of say hold on one second.
Claim insomnia. Or you work the night shift at the grocery store and tonight is your night off but you can't force your self to wake up in daylight. When the cop asks you why are you walking around ask him if he has any better ideas of what to do at 2am.
lol what me and my buddies did the last time we got caught by cops at 2a.m.....
..........it was hilarious, well my buddy always carries a first aid kit in his backpack and some seizure medicine(he don't even use that shit he jus stole it all), so wen the cop asked if he could search his bag my buddy just said go ahead and then the cop saw his medicine for seizures..........so all of a sudden out of nowhere my buddy starts faking a seizure and i'm all like wdf?????, coz it was soo unexpeceted but it looked so believable. But then i realize my buddy is setting me up so we dont get caught and then i just start hollaring at the policeman, "MAN, I GOTTA BRING MY BUDDY HOME"........and the fucking cop buys it so the cop just drives us home and like 10 minutes later we go back out to paint
Say that your head is fucked up and you needed to go for a walk to clear your mind
lmao, you mean no habla "ING-LES"
ill juss saii that im going out for some fresh airr. lol
i'd be careful how you say that, im not from europe so i cant say, but here if you tell a cop that he can take you into custody if he thinks you might be a danger to yourself or others, and telling a cop you feel depressed or whatever hes probly gonna pry into what your doing
honestly if your asked why your out at 2:00 am just ask the cop if your under arrest, when he says no, tell him you have to go..... they really cant do much after that....
you just blast
its between home, work, school. after curfew.
but whats the odds they'll catch you and not notice that you have cans or a backpack or something,
but i dunno some cops are dumb or just don't care.
no restraunts open?
thares a fucking mcdonalds around every corner.
and those fat ass pigs would know that.
they cant arrest you unless they see you tagging.
so when im out like at 3 (in chicago).
even on a buisy street i wait till i got enough time to throw up a tag.
before a car passes.
thares alot of narks in my hood' so like 1/4 cars that pass is a pig.
thats just me, mabey im just parinoid?
i atchually walk my dog.
so i have a reason.
i only carry a can or 2.
so i dont look suspicious.
but it kinda sucks kuz my dog always wants to smell shit.
and talke a piss/shit.
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