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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by aCId II nz, Oct 23, 2004.

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  1. Havoc411

    Havoc411 Elite Member

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    heres a joke, your mom.
     
  2. Alchohlics_Anonymous

    Alchohlics_Anonymous Elite Member

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    ^pretty good havoc....pretty good. and that cat joke was funny as hell. :lol:
     
  3. Havoc411

    Havoc411 Elite Member

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    heres something funny, i met the dude who painted the piece on the left in your sig and you didnt but you have his stuff in your sig and i dont!!!!
     
  4. Dr.evil

    Dr.evil Elite Member

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    i hope no one is indian hear or just doint get mad........
    how do you kill 1000 indians....flip a nickle off a cliff.....how do you kill 1000 more.....tell them its still down there
     
  5. Havoc411

    Havoc411 Elite Member

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    women are like elephants to me, i like to look at them but i wouldnt want to own one
     
  6. Dr.evil

    Dr.evil Elite Member

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    hahah that was funny.......what do you call a drunk indian in a ditch.....drunk....waht do you call 2 drunk indians in a ditch, SLEEP OVER!...
     
  7. Havoc411

    Havoc411 Elite Member

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    what do you call a man with no arms or legs laying on your doorstep?



    Matt



    what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean?



    Bob
     
  8. Dr.evil

    Dr.evil Elite Member

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    what do you call a empty beer can on the side of the road...an indian artifact.



    what do you call a full beer can on the side of the road....a rare indian artifact
     
  9. SLIK

    SLIK Senior Member

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    omfg i found that so funny....iono why...
     
  10. Alchohlics_Anonymous

    Alchohlics_Anonymous Elite Member

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    haha havoc and dr. evil are funny mothafuckas.
     
  11. SLIK

    SLIK Senior Member

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    a sandwich walks in to a bar and says:

    bartender let me get a drink

    the bartender goes up to the sandwich and says:

    sorry we dont serve sandwiches here!!!

    duh dump ch!
     
  12. Dr.evil

    Dr.evil Elite Member

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    i dont really think that makes sence...sorry homie
     
  13. SLIK

    SLIK Senior Member

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    use ur noggin man! hahaha :rolleyes:
     
  14. Dr.evil

    Dr.evil Elite Member

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    hope no one take offence to these black jokes....whats the differnce bettween a hard working black man and big foot....big foots been spoted...
     
  15. Alchohlics_Anonymous

    Alchohlics_Anonymous Elite Member

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  16. Bombs Away

    Bombs Away Senior Member

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    what did one saggy breast say to the other?













    "if we dont get some support, people are gonna think we are nuts!"
     
  17. vegimite on toast

    vegimite on toast Elite Member

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    Oh, ho, oh. Lame has hit a new level of craptapulance.

    Nice pun tho. :lol:
     
  18. TeK89MadeE781

    TeK89MadeE781 Senior Member

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    not really a joke but itd make a funny komersial in my oppinion, you know those adds where they say brought to you by?

    The Nine-Eleven Tragedies: Brought To You By America Airlines




    sorry to those who get offended, me and my friends were talkin bout 9-11 and came up wit a few but w/e
     
  19. scarface

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    wats the number1 song i thailand??


    The tide is high



    wats the new diet sweepin across thailand??



    swim-fast
     
  20. Whoa

    Whoa Elite Member

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    :lol:

    classic
    just classic



    oh
    why doesnt Jesus play hockey





















    cause he always gets nailed to the boards