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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by aCId II nz, Oct 23, 2004.

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  1. whOaHT

    whOaHT Elite Member

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    what do lesbians do when they have their periods?
    They finger paint


    i got nothing :( my memory is on stand by until i get more beer to reload the database

    translation
    i need a fuckin beer
     
  2. esaem

    esaem Senior Member

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    What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto

    A panda walks into a restauarant and orders some food. After he's finished, he pulls out an AK and blasts every body and walks out. Then someone asks him "why did you do that?" he said look up Panda in the dictionary..so he did.. "Panda - Eats chutes and leaves"
     
  3. 3DCulprit

    3DCulprit Member

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    I am sorry to inform you but saying your NOT racist and then writing a fuckin 11 page thread of racist jokes is fuckin dispicable, the fact that the webmaster has actually allowed it to go this far is fuckin unreal, i joined up last night but fuck it, i aint down with racist bastards.
     
  4. scarface

    scarface Elite Member

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    what do u call a asian lesbian 'minge-eater'
     
  5. scarface

    scarface Elite Member

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    a paki goes into a shop and says 'i need some toilet paper' 'well' the shop owner says'we have super delux for £1.50 delux for£1 and some really cheap no-name stuff 8 rolls for 50p' so the paki says i will ave the 8 rolls the next day he comes back and the owner says 'how did you find that toilet paper' the paki says 'it was crap but i have thought ov a name for it' 'John Wayne' 'why that name?' the owner says 'BECAUSE IT DONT TAKE NO SHIT FROM INDIANS'
     
  6. SBQ-PK

    SBQ-PK Senior Member

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    BEST. JOKE. EVER. :lol: :lol:
     
  7. Cherubic Meekus

    Cherubic Meekus Elite Member

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    why has noddy got a bell on his hat? coz he's a cunt

    How do you impregnate a witch? Fuck her

    Two sheep in a field, one turns to the other and says ''Isn't it your barmitzvah today?,'' he replies with ''nah''

    How do yu invite a mouse to a birthday party ?
    ''Do you wanna come to my birthday party?,''
     
  8. Car2nist

    Car2nist Banned

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    wow meekus, that was horrible...

    and 3D, yours and the dead fetus ones made me laugh the most :X
     
  9. Cherubic Meekus

    Cherubic Meekus Elite Member

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    horrible? in what sense...................they were shit but don't think horrible was the correct term.
     
  10. scarface

    scarface Elite Member

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    whats red and slides down trees?

    a monkeys miscarrage
     
  11. Tony

    Tony Elite Member

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    why should only black people be allowed to make black jokes?




    sounds like you're the racist one.
     
  12. glue

    glue Elite Member

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    BEST. JOKE. EVER. :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
    lol. racist jokes are stupid and all but what you said takes the cake. hahahahah meekus is the king like whoa, surprisingly hes the only one that made me laugh.
     
  13. esaem

    esaem Senior Member

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    What you call a buncha black kids playin in tha leaves? Raisen Bran.

    By the way you fuckin homolordic fack, I've told this joke to many-a-nigg, and they don't cry about their ancestors. pussy.
     
  14. aCId II nz

    aCId II nz Elite Member

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    yo mutha fucker my thread,fuck of,cos it sounds liek u need a slapin.......!!!!u lil bitch
    and im not white or latino for the books......stupid lil bitch now go fuck ur mum lil boy
     
  15. Shyd...

    Shyd... Elite Member

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    Whats worse than hearing you have V.D. ?








    Hearing it from your dentist.


    Whats the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of menstrual(sp) blood?







    You can't gargle sand.
     
  16. 3DCulprit

    3DCulprit Member

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    rasist comments on a hip hop site ?

    someone please let me know the explanation for that, i aint a kid by the way and as for you with the i need a slap comment, boy i would love to give you the oppurtunity mate, maybe

    RACISTS !

    Qoute " i aint a racist, but "

    fuckin clowns !

    anyone who is about to respond AND take the side of someone who made a racist comment, dont bother your as bad as them !

    Racism on a hip hop site, that is a first !
     
  17. 3DCulprit

    3DCulprit Member

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    hey tony

    i am using the reference to shit like watching CHRIS ROCK "live", he refers to black street punks as N*gg*rs, so for me it aint used in a racist term but white people on a hip hop site is fuckin racist, you shud be ashamed of yourself, dont even try to explain to me blah blah blah your all FUCKIN RACIST !
     
  18. aCId II nz

    aCId II nz Elite Member

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    ^fuck u go to hell

    haha fuck i aint white and have u herd of edit
     
  19. 3DCulprit

    3DCulprit Member

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    Known in the UK as

    "RACIST KEYBOARD COWARDS !!!!!!"


    hiding behind keyboards like big fuckin rank pussies !!!!
     
  20. Kayone707

    Kayone707 Moderator

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    shut up you fag.^.......

    UK? you white piece of shit, hows that for a joke? damn euro trash with teeth that go in 20 diffenent angles.... everyone knows that Euro people have the worst teeth............. haha