i found out that canadian bacon is just bacon in canada....no im just kidding. i learned that my cell phone is vibrating.

 

no its not...


we have bacon and canadian bacon in canada..and they arent the same thing

 

Today I learned that I was sick.

also, angelina jolie spent 700$ on a hotel room just so she could make sure it was okay for her & her baby to take a shower.

 

i learned that douchebags hog all the good parking spaces near my dorm

 

i learned that black ink in white out pens is ope, ut you have to clean outthe remains off white out

 

a quote from sociology class today:
"when jazz first came out the word jazz was used in place of the word sex like im gonna jazz you baby. It also could be used in place of the ejaculate that comes from sex."

then some kid yells

"awwwwwwww skeet skeet!"

 

i learned that cats dont like to mate cuz the males basicaly have razor dicks which tear apart the females

 

i lerned my thread isnt delelted..?

 

i have gential herpes

 

i learned what some crazy word means, but i forget teh word now...

 

i learned how to save yourself when your hiking on a glacier. thanks bear! man vs. wild sure is great

 

i learnt that natives are fucking crazy.
and dont do anything positive.
at all.

 

depends. what kind of natives?

 

canadian ones...

 

hehe

 

Hairspray gets rid of gum.. cause it freezez it or something My girlfriend sat in gum yesterday and umm she said who has hairspray and muh other pretty laddeh got hers and it came right off so I even did it myself !

Oh and yeah two girls.. don't go on about shit you can only love one person it's not right.. Fuck you.

 

The Cosmos are in order of sorts. Strange appearances and thoughts of things coming true. Everything coming together smoothly.

And its a Full Moon...

 

i just learned of this sick ass spot im going to hit up tonight. h34r:

 

i just learned fuck mall parking lots, fuck tim hortons and fuck friday afternoon

if u wanna get anything done, damn!