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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by **MATEO**, Aug 13, 2006.

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  1. cn4m

    cn4m Senior Member

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  2. kasoho

    kasoho Member

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    was your father a meat burgler cause it looks like someone stole two fine hams and shoved em down the back of your dressed.

    do you have any italian in you. would you like some?
  3. Kayone707

    Kayone707 Moderator

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    Did you eat campbells soup for breakfast?
    because you look ummm ummm good..

    Was you father a thief?


    Then who stole thoes diamonds and put them in your eyes..

    tried these in highschool.. good way to get a girl to laugh.
    then walk away
  4. EsKoNeR!!

    EsKoNeR!! Elite Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: at this thread.
  5. TalibKweli

    TalibKweli Elite Member

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    hey babe, need a ride?
    then get in the trunk with the other bitches
  6. kasoho

    kasoho Member

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    things to say during sex:

    this just in, my dick
  7. TalibKweli

    TalibKweli Elite Member

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    you my friend are a very shallow and pedantic individual
  8. Mr. Lefty

    Mr. Lefty Senior Member

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    "hey baby, whats your sign?"

    "do not enter"

    click click - BURN!
  9. SCOPE2

    SCOPE2 Senior Member

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    haha, my friend did this
    he was just walking and some college girls walk by, he follows them to one point and sais " escuese me, uhmm... dont your feet hurt"
    she goes what? why?
    ltmg, he said cause uve been running trough my mind.
  10. Kayone707

    Kayone707 Moderator

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    *crickets in the backround*
    that lines older then the cum stuck between your teeth.....


  11. Dr. Coffee

    Dr. Coffee Elite Member

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    hey baby i may not be the best lookin guy here

    but i'm the only one talking to you
  12. Tagger101

    Tagger101 Senior Member

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    i usually stalk them for days and then when there least expecting it i sneak in there house and watch them from there closet for five more days and then when the come home i pop out scare them into a coma and do my buisnees

    thats how i pic up the chicks
  13. FaultO

    FaultO Elite Member

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    do you actually read what you write?

    what a stupid story, and it isn't a line at all......Tagger101 strikes again

    *points at dick and humps air* Oh Kayo
  14. Mekr4

    Mekr4 Elite Member

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    my lame ass contribution

    you: do you want to see something swell?

    girl: i'd rather feel something swell

    your daddy must have been a baker, cuz youve got a nice pair of buns

    do you have stars on your panties? you ass is out of this world!

    (at the club, gym, etc) hey, you dont sweat much for a fat chick..

    is that a keg in your pants, cuz i'd love to tap that ass

    do you work for the post office? cuz i coulda sworn you were checkin out my package.

    lets play squirrel, i'll bust a nut in your hole.

    fuck me if i'm wrong, but it looks like you wanna kiss me
  15. TalibKweli

    TalibKweli Elite Member

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  16. RFI. SPit

    RFI. SPit Moderator

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    Bump Mateo's thread

    I just tried this one on him on aim:

    Mateo: i see dead people
    Me: i see sexy people
    Me: because i'm talking to you
    Me: ohh!
    Mateo: i told you to get rid of my web cam
  17. Cham

    Cham Elite Member

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    if you was a bugger id pick you

    how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice, hi my name is *insert name here*

    roses are red
    apples are sour
    open your legs and ill show you some power
  18. casperFT

    casperFT Senior Member

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    The Word Of The Night Is "Legs", Lets Go Back To My Place And Spread The Word
  19. buffadds

    buffadds Member

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    Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is that Elvis? *points at random person*

    -it worked tonight, lol.
  20. topclot

    topclot Senior Member

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    Personally i use the classic tagger101 line