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Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by **MATEO**, Aug 13, 2006.

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  1. shifty_ruc

    shifty_ruc Senior Member

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    "Bitch, get me a chicken samwhich, and some curly fries, and a coke, or somthing, to drink...for free!"
  2. Cham

    Cham Elite Member

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    hahahaha that vidoe is hilarious...the second one is my favorite

    I went on the porch and smoked a bag of meth. and then some went in the room..bitch was like "you smell funny" I said "that my BO bitch, if you don'y like it Ill kill your ass"

    hahahahahah genius....
  3. C-money fresh!

    C-money fresh! Elite Member

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    ahhhhhhhhhh hahaha

    oh that one goes in the sig
  4. C-money fresh!

    C-money fresh! Elite Member

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    your eyes are the same color as my ferarri
  5. TalibKweli

    TalibKweli Elite Member

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    then you can add
    want a ride, or shall i ride you
    giggidy giggidy giggidy
  6. yoda

    yoda Senior Member

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    suck my dick, BITCH!
  7. nuf1

    nuf1 Senior Member

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    ^lol no......
  8. i eat pringles

    i eat pringles Senior Member

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    wip down them trousers and show us your muff.
  9. cn4m

    cn4m Senior Member

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    you my friend are a very shallow and pedantic individual [/b][/quote]
    haha mmyes shallow and pedantic ...
  10. Sentile

    Sentile Senior Member

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    Just be yourself
  11. hella_greasy

    hella_greasy Senior Member

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  12. Sentile

    Sentile Senior Member

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    [Broken External Image]: [/b][/quote]
  13. NewbyTJ

    NewbyTJ Senior Member

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    LMfao Conflakes i fuckin luv that sooo jokes
    How bout i grab ur tits and u grab my dick
    Do u have to leave cause i wanna take u home
    Where i come from we fuck first than ask questions
    I have a 8 inch dick...Girl: Lets fuck ( seriously has worked 3 times now lol)
    I Have to take a Piss(Come out and ask her to do up ur pants for u)
    You want some booze(let her drink it) Now u want some dick?
    If u left leg is christmas and ur right is thanxs giving can i visted between the holidays?
    Want me to write ur name in graffiti( they luv that shit)
    Girl: Got a smoke...Me: Wat will u do for it?

    Can i go home with u to check ur clock i think my watch is broken
    I got a key can i shuv it in ur egnition?
    Ever had anything penetrated with a needle...Want 2?
    Why u with him? I get more pussy then he does masterbate
    U knw girls always complain bout how hard it is to get in there own pants but all i ever wanna do is get u out of em;)

    I knw how to use my gun and i aint talkin bout the one in my back pocket;)
    Are u an angel cause i swear u fell from the sky
    Are u an angel let me know next time u fall from so high ill be there to catch you
    Ill take u home and call u mine go through the night calling u fine but touch my cornflakes then get the fuck out cause theyre mine(lol tried to use the cornflakes line) Aight i can prob make up more but i done for now
  14. Sumoe

    Sumoe Elite Member

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    :lol: this made me chuckle.
  15. calculating infinity

    calculating infinity Elite Member

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    "im vegan and i shit three times a day.... minimum."
  16. dla skrap

    dla skrap Senior Member

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  17. **MATEO**

    **MATEO** Elite Member

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  18. jelis

    jelis Banned

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    psssshhh i need to pick lines.


    heard this one tho,

    do you have a temperature,
    cause your HOT


    good stuff
  19. dla skrap

    dla skrap Senior Member

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    not very nice no ... you 'll probably get a faty with this pick up line
  20. jelis

    jelis Banned

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    k are you lippping me?

    just be honest now