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Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by **MATEO**, Aug 13, 2006.

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  1. KidReny!

    KidReny! Senior Member

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    Roses are red your pussy is too, got a box of new condoms so bitch what it do.
  2. XCES

    XCES Member

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    "wanna fuck?" statistically, and in my experience 1 out of 10 chicks is down. problem being the other 9 slap you. but whats 9 slaps for a fuck? a price im willing to pay, thats what it is
  3. Loki X Sho

    Loki X Sho Banned

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    Do you speak klingon?
  4. FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle

    FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle Elite Member

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    does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  5. Scratch

    Scratch Senior Member

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    i wish bombing science had a 'like' button so i could like that post ^
  6. unreal180

    unreal180 Elite Member

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    can we play rape?
    Thaats the spirit
  7. HeklrToo

    HeklrToo Senior Member

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    "You're under arrest..."
  8. Stoked2PaintNY

    Stoked2PaintNY Senior Member

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    not really a pick up line but it worked for me. met a chick at a bar, she tells me im to young for her and im like "a guys age doesnt matter if he fucks like a stallion" shes like "ill be the judge of that" few more drinks later and im plowin this bitch out in my truck lol
  9. massacreman

    massacreman Elite Member

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  10. costco

    costco Member

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    i like my women like i like my whiskey, 14 years old and mixed up with cocaine.

    why do women like jesus? because he was hung....(spead arms out in shape of cross) this.
  11. KrazyGraff

    KrazyGraff New Member

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    Are you from subway,
    Because you gave me a foot long <-- Pretty much will get you a slap ;)
  12. Skeletor1134

    Skeletor1134 Senior Member

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    Are you retarded, cuz you sure are special
  13. Mc Satan

    Mc Satan Senior Member

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    nothing in this thread beats this guy right here
  14. victim

    victim Member

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    'Does This Smell Like Chloroform?'

    THEPOSTWHORE5000 Elite Member

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    ayoooo ma lemme smash right quick

    THEPOSTWHORE5000 Elite Member

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  17. Lemur

    Lemur Member

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    • Likes Received: 0 LEGIT These guys get 100s of numbers and take request on how you want them to pick up girls and they always get numbers. They pick up girls looking like retards, saying stupid phrases,get girls numbers in wheelchairs, etc

    They aint even good looking (I think) (no homo)
  18. "remo"

    "remo" Member

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    hay yo bitch give me a samich, a beer, and some sex but not in that order.