fannypack read the entire set of encyclopedias when he was 12.

haha.

fact or fiction. the world may never know.

 

hahahaha

jez asked me to marry her =)

 

damn gesus... =(

but have u done this...

waster taught a 15 year girl how to masturbate via internet (she lives in south africa and had never touched herself before) and then cybered with her... she had her 3 first orgasms that night reading wasters text. booya. e-pimp +9999 points

 

i havent even talked to jez


WASTE SHE LIES!

 

ha but im epimp i get all the girls msns.... its like getting phone numbers hahaha phones with webcams... hahaa

 

actually edit that

replace 12 with 10-11.

 

ha but u didnt know how to read. so you only turned the pages.. .that doesnt count as reading

 

ive fucked a girl i met off the internet in a chat room in real life (oh leidy :wub

also fucked one i met....two i met off myspace... got bless smash and un-named girl A

 

i went to france to date a girl off msn... and fucked her the first morning! took a shower with her the night i got there too haha

 

oh shit that reminds me, i went to canada and met a girl off a raver fourm and fucked her the first night.. then the next and next and next and next then took her ass virginity, then i stoped talkin to her... silly silly girls

but france is further away... so u win =(

 

damn i gotta add somethin to this penis contest..

i gotta reclaim my manhood.. my 'i read the encyclopedias' was met with 'i flew to france and fucked this girl i met on msn' god damnit.

 

sometimes i walk around naked with my bed sheets tied around my neck into a cape

 

ahahhahaha i lol'ed hahahahahaha

 

haha and u missed ur flight to comeback right?? :lol:

 

indeed i did and enjoyed an extra 3 weeks of daily sex hahaha

i just had an argument with my mom... she wants to kick me out... yeah right as if im leaving hahaha

 

im trading pictures with chelsea over msn... (yes that mad cute girl in the hot girl thread mse posted) hahaha

 

after im done work, i find myself singing the songs from the musical. it's a real piss off.

 

shut up

 

I hate almost everyone on this site.