after ive stolen this lawngnome, im gonna put a little note on him and put him back. because im just that nice.

 

lol i like hiding the gnomes on people like putting them in their mailboxes and trees and crap like that. if they have short gnomes i put them under the car (front end so they dont get squished).

 

im on the gnomepatrol tomorrow... fear.

 

lol lil bugers are everywhere

 

garden burger??? that is funny eat a real manburger

 

that's not my picture, its a googler.

 

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^^ we have the same moniter

 

SyncMaster 950p?

 

753df

 

So two muffins are sitting in an oven, one muffin says, "It's pretty hot in here, eh?" The second muffin replies... "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"

 

Whats the difference between a golf ball, and the g-spot?

A man will look for a golf ball.
<_<

 

What does a doctor call overdosing on Vikaden...
Code blue.

Not supposed to be funny.

 

"i took a viagra and it got stuck in my throat, ive had a stiff neck for hours"

 

How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in, two to argue over who do it first.

 

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They would rather cry alone, in the dark.

 

Im a little tea pot, short and stout, here is my handle and here is maa....AHH SHIT IM A SUGAR BOWL

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^^^we have the same speakers