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The "yo momma" thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by tiny tim, Sep 3, 2008.

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  1. anti-anti-crime

    anti-anti-crime Elite Member

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    yo mamas so stupid...
    she made this thread.
     
  2. ESKiMO2

    ESKiMO2 Elite Member

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    R.I.P. George Carlin.
     
  3. atlok7

    atlok7 Elite Member

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    yo mommas so black and her teeth so yellow she gets mistaken fo a raiders lineman. BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
     
  4. HëRbN

    HëRbN Elite Member

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    Yo mammas so fat she fills the bath tub before she puts water in.
     
  5. atrix

    atrix New Member

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    wow

    that joke sucks balls
    (no offense herbn)
     
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  6. unreal180

    unreal180 Elite Member

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    yo mamas so fat when she was at school she sat next to EVVVVVVERYBODY
     
  7. C H E N Z O

    C H E N Z O Elite Member

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    yer maw's got a face like a burst bellend.

    yer maw's got a face like a melted welly boot.

    yer maw's got a face like a half chewed biscuit.

    yer maw's got a face like a burnt halloween cake.

    yer maw's got a face like a well skelped arse.

    yer maw's like a bus ... 50p tae ride up top.

    tell yer maw tae stop changin her lipstick will ye? ma fuckin dick's like a rainbow.

    the only reason i'm fat is cos every time a pump yer maw she makes me a sandwich.
     
  8. RetroLikeWhoa13

    RetroLikeWhoa13 Elite Member

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    i didnt understand the first one's at all but the last three were pretty good.
     
  9. unreal180

    unreal180 Elite Member

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    me niether but its funny 2 imagion what that would look like
     
  10. LostYouth

    LostYouth Elite Member

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    this thread could have potential
    i forgot all my yo mamma jokes
    =/
    something about the doctors slapping her when you were born???
    idk
     
  11. Batman_Onest

    Batman_Onest Banned

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    dam just wen sketch got banned
     
  12. SBOMBS

    SBOMBS Elite Member

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    batman yo momas so fat she scared the joker away
     
  13. Batman_Onest

    Batman_Onest Banned

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    yo mommas dick so fat thats how joker got his scars


    and her ballsack is why im so serious
     
  14. HëRbN

    HëRbN Elite Member

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    and your momma jokes dont? lol its the only one i could remember from my childhood lol

    Yo mommas so fat she puts mayonaise on her advil
     
  15. SBOMBS

    SBOMBS Elite Member

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    batmans moma so fat she couldnt crawl out the batcave
     
  16. Batman_Onest

    Batman_Onest Banned

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    my parents are dead u dicksplash
     
  17. SBOMBS

    SBOMBS Elite Member

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    HAHHAHAHA

    ur parents are probably dead cuz ur momas so fat she blocked the entrance of the batcave

    fucker
     
  18. RetroLikeWhoa13

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    your mother is so nice that she made me cookies with chocolate chips AND m&m's for my birthday.
     
  19. SBOMBS

    SBOMBS Elite Member

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    my momas like mother teresa.....shes the best!!:):)
     
  20. Batman_Onest

    Batman_Onest Banned

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    your mothers so fat her camel toes actualy a hippo foot